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So much cheating.

Alright here goes:

  • Wednesday: 
    • Travel.  Honey Wheat Canadian Bacon Breakfast Sammie, Luna Bar(s?), almonds, dark chocolate cherry almond clusters, cheese, crackers, salami, mexican food–Shrimp Tacos.  Two margaritas.  Wine spritzers.
    • Airport walking, beach walk
  • Thursday:
    • Ehhh…  cheerios with milk.  luna bar… ?  Erm.  cheese, crackers, salami.  Wine Spritzer.  Wine.  Turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, gravy, corn, olives, cranberry sauces.  Wine.  Rum and Coke?  Cheesecake.  Hershey’s Chocolates.  Pumpkin Pie?
    • Tried the gym.  Soooo hot.  15 mins on bike, some weights.  Two beach walks
  • Friday: 
    • Soda. Turkey sandwich w/ mayo and cranberry sauce , Cheesecake, mashed potatoes, stuffing, gravy.  Cheerios w/ milk.  Rum and Coke, Rum and Coke, Rum and Coke.  Mini Caramel Ice Cream Cone.  Dirty Martini…  Fish tacos.  Chocolates. More cheesecake?
    • Beach “run.”  2 beach walks.  Snorkeling
  • Saturday: 
    • Bagel with butter, luna bar.  Soda. Turkey Sandwich w/ mayo, cranberry sauce.  Stuffing.  Cheesecake.  Rum and Coke.  Dirty Martini.  Filet mignon with horseradish sauce, green beans, and a loaded baked potato.  Sticky toffee pudding.  Dessert Wine.  Wine.  Wine.  Lots of chocolates.  Almonds?  Pepperoni.  Cheese.
    • More weights at the gym.  Some situps and pushups.  Diving!  First time.  I’m not certified.
  • Sunday:
    • Sunday Champagne Brunch.  Dear lord.  More food than you can imagine.  Brie.  Crackers.  Smoked Salmon.  Crab Claws.  Caviar.  Shrimp Cocktain.  Pot Stickers.  Sushi rolls.  French toast with butter and syrup.  Coconut pancake.  Egg Casserole.  Bacon.  Sausage.  More salmon and brie and crackers.  Hearts of Palm Salad.  Caprese Salad.  More brie and salmon and crackers.  OH.  Desserts.  I had prolly ten bite sized desserts.  Chocolate torte, mocha torte, strawberry short cake, keylime pie, strawberry cheesecake, pumpkin pie, lemon blueberry thing…  brownie.  Etc.  Etc. Etc. Champagne.  Lots of champagne.  Orange Juice.  Pizza.  Rum and Coke.
    • Yoga.  Too drunk to walk the beach.  😦
  • Monday: 
    • Turkey Sandwich again. Stuffing.  Mayo. Cranberry.  Bagel with butter.  Luna bar.  Lobster and Shrimp Penne Diavolo.  Coconut Shrimp.  Conch.  Chocolates.  Soda.  Rum and Coke.  Wine Spritzer.  Wine.  Dirty Martini.  Sticky Toffee Bread Pudding.  Tortilla chips and nacho cheese and salsa.
    • More diving.  Nighttime beach walk.  Lazy weights at the gym.
  • Tuesday: 
    • Eggs w/ buttered toast.  Luna bar.  Light V8 Splash.  Burger King Whopper Jr, cheeseburger, fries, and caramel sundae.  Rum and Coke.  Rum and Coke.  Rum and Coke.  …  Tortilla chips and nacho cheese and salsa. Rum and Coke.  Cuban Sammie in the airport.  Nom nom nom.  Ginger Ale.
    • Airport walking.  Georgetown Shopping walking.
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Canada Joke

In honor of my skates *hopefully* arriving soon from Canada, a joke.  *Ahem.*

When Canada was choosing its name, it wanted to be cool like the U.S.A. and have an acronym for its name.  Trouble is, they didn’t know which letters to use.  So, they put all the letters of the alphabet into a bag and proceeded to draw three out.  They were announced as:

“C, eh”

“N, eh”

“D, eh”

Thus, Canada.  Teehee.

 

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